Novak

So it turns out that when Robert Novak hit that pedestrian in his black Corvette and drove off, and later claimed he didn't know he hit anyone, it wasn't just that he's a bad person. It's actually something that happens to people with brain tumors like the one he recently learned about. Not just that they drive badly, but that they hit things with their cars and aren't aware of having done so.

Crazy stuff. I'm just glad I didn't get around to kicking the guy when the most likely explanation was pure evil.