I am deeply disappointed in Alex Rodriguez, for subjecting baseball fans to another month-long installment of the most stupefyingly boring mega-scandal in sports history. Please make it stop.
ESPN is of course in full self parody mode:
'I Was Stupid'
"In an interview with Peter Gammons, Alex Rodriguez admits to using steroids for three years with the Texas Rangers, saying, 'I needed to perform.'"
"Vote: Forgive Him?"
That's right, ESPN Nation, you get to render your personal judgment on whether to let the healing begin, or whether your feelings are still too raw. The results:
38% say "Yes [Forgive him]"
33% say "No"
29% say "No need to forgive him"
In the words of Caroline Kennedy: Have you guys ever thought about writing for, like, a woman's magazine or something?
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